"We are having a garage sale, we didn't want the stuff anymore. I'm really sorry, but there is no returns."
"I am really sorry, but $4.75 does not round to $4.00."
"Can you please go outside? There is nothing for sale inside. You passed all of the items we are getting rid of while going inside."
"I'm sorry you didn't see the ten signs, 20 balloons, or ad in the classifieds, but yes mam' we did advertise, and we are SO glad you made it here."
"No that box did not house my grandmother's ashes."
"I am really sorry, but there are no men here, and we don't have a truck, so we can not deliver. Maybe the guys that rode with you in your truck could help you out."
"Yes mam', it works. When you unplugged it the lights were on so you could see it gets power.
"Yes mam, we are having a Garage sale, come join all the people, and stuff in our yard."
"Mrs. Thomason is me" "Emily Anne is me." "Yeah, it has my name on it, since it is my garage sale."
"No, we don't do IOU's. I can't spend those anywhere."
"Mam, are you going to your car to get money to pay for the items you are carrying?
Yes, mam we promise it is called a Banana Bunker and it is made to hold your banana in your bag without it getting damaged.
Sometimes people just make you want to say....REALLY? A great time was had by ALL.